ARGGGGGGGH! THIS PHONE BILL SHIT IS ONE FLUFFING PAIN IN THE ASS.

I AM CUTTING DOWN ALREADY BUT DADDY JUST DOESN'T SEE IT OR RATHER THE PHONE BILL DOESN'T SHOW IT.

I tried cutting down really. I stopped doing idle chatter via sms and I don't even acknowledge a number of text messages. Not even an Ok or Thank You or Bye but the fluffing number of messages just won't stop rising!

It was 5000 plus at first, dropped to 3000 plus then to 1000 plus. I don't know how the pang sai it went back up to 2000 plus in the last month. God knows how many messages I sent for this month.

To those who call and save me the trouble of wasting my outgoing calls/messages, THANK YOU SO SO SO MUCH. YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW GRATEFUL I AM TO YOU. I FREAKIN LOVE YOU.

To those who use my phone to call/message despite knowing my current plight, FUCK YOU REALLY. INCONSIDERATE NITWITS.

I DON'T CARE IF YOUR SERVICE PROVIDER SUCKS OR IF YOUR PHONE SUDDENLY SCREWED UP WHATEVER BUT EVERY MINUTE AND MESSAGE IS FUCKING PRECIOUS TO ME.

Sure I will just smile and say it's fine yada yada, but know that I'm silently cursing and swearing at you like there's no tomorrow.

To those who are still wasting my call and messages,

For english:

MY PHONE BILL EXPLODED/IS ON THE VERGE OF EXPLODING, DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND ENGLISH?

For chinese:

我的电话费爆炸/快爆炸， 你听不懂华语是吗？
Wo de dian hua fei bao zha/kuai bao zha, ni ting bu dong hua yu shi ma?

For malay:

Bil telefon saya meletup / adalah di pinggir meletup, boleh anda tidak memahami malayu?

For Singaporeans:

KA NI NA BU CHAO CHEE BYE LA, MY PHONE BILL EXPLODED / GOING TO EXPLODE OREADI, YOU FARKING LAN JIAO, DON'T UNDERSTAND IZZIT!

Thank you online translators.

Damnit, Daddy wants me to pay my own bills. This is not happening man.


YO CHEN CHAO!

SAMUEL MAY BE ON VOGUE BUT I OWN HIM BY BEING IN SHOPPING CENTRES AND ART GALLERIES!




you know you LOVE me (:
XOXO
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