self inflicted.

don't care if i lose,

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Dear Santa,

I've been a ~~bad~~, ~~materialistic~~, ~~manipulative~~ good little girl this year.

I didn't steal from the cookie jar and minded my Ps and Qs well.

I did my part of charity and bought tissue from old ladies ~~who constantly harass me~~ as I eat my satay and sting ray in hawker centres.

I helped my sister with her schoolwork ~~,charging her a minimal fee of SGD$15 per hour as I do so.~~ .

I helped mommy with the household chores, ~~only when I needed a favor~~.

My halo is almost always never ~~there~~ crooked and I spent almost 0% 90% of my time this year in church.

You may have the benefit of doubt though and choose not to believe ~~the big pack of lies which I have so very carefully woven~~ my every word above. That will put me in the naughty list, giving you every right not to give me any pressies this year at all.

But please Santa, on account of the fact that I still believe in you at the age of 17 and that I'm also very willing to forgo my Coach, Apple and Louis Vuitton for this, please please please still check the very last item on my wishlist this year.

Let me spend Christmas with a mom and dad,

before everything's officially over and broken.

P.S. I hope you like the Strawberry Pocky I left out for you. It's yummy.

XOXO

Love,
Fion(:

you know you LOVE me (:
XOXO
♥

baby you're the weaponi choose