We all remember the bed time stories of our childhood.
The shoe fits Cinderella, the frog was turned into a prince, sleeping beauty was awakened with a kiss.
Once upon a time and then they lived happily ever after.
Fairy tales. The stuff of dreams.
The problem is, fairy tales don't come true.
It's the other stories.
The ones that start in dark and stormy nights and end in the unspeakable.
The nightmares always seem to become the reality.
The shoe fits Cinderella, the frog was turned into a prince, sleeping beauty was awakened with a kiss.
Once upon a time and then they lived happily ever after.
Fairy tales. The stuff of dreams.
The problem is, fairy tales don't come true.
It's the other stories.
The ones that start in dark and stormy nights and end in the unspeakable.
The nightmares always seem to become the reality.
CHEM TEST = DISASTER.
Then again, which paper isn't a disaster for the poor ol' dumb Fion?
Zhao Jing: "知道什么是神?"
Fion: "神也是人."
LOL. Remember Initial D?
P.E today was fairly... alright I guess. I did just one round and skipped the remaining three. No sweating! HURRAY!
Thank God for permanent MC from long distance. Perhaps Scoliosis is not such a bad thing after all, at least something good came out from my 40 degrees curved spine. I'm guessing my pale countenance plays a part as well.
It's sometimes kinda sad not to be able to run long distances though. I have this nagging fear of being chased by some giant amoeba like alien. O.O Yeah, you can say I'm paranoid.
Think The Blob. Horrible flick which terrorized me throughout my childhood. Yes, that movie was a traumatic experience. No, traumatic would be underrated...
If that THING existed in real life some day and comes chasing after me, I think my stamina won't be able to tahan. I'll prolly be squished and engulfed in that disgusting pink mass. OMFG.
I still have nightmares about The Blob now. With all that science experiments being conducted out there while I'm here hitting the keys on my keyboard, one day, ONE DAY, ONE HORRIBLE FATEFUL DAY, THEY WILL LOSE CONTROL OF SOME BIO EXPERIMENT. THE SPECIMEN WILL JUST DEVELOP AT A RAPID SPEED AND TERRORIZE THE WORLD!
OMFG. OMFG. OMFG.
Come to think of it, P.E isn't that bad after all. It prepares me for such a day! OMFG. I DON'T WANT TO DIE. IT'LL KEEP EATING HUMANS AND GROW AND GROW AND GROW UNTIL THE SIZE OF SINGAPORE THEN THE SIZE OF MALAYSIA THEN THE SIZE OF U.S!
OMFG. I'M DAMN SCARED NOW. SHIT.
Alright Fion, think happy thoughts! Think happy thoughts!
I shall go bake more cookies!
"You know I appreciate the finer things
But it's not what makes me happiest baby
I can do without it babe
Your tender loving's more than I can handle
Never burn out this candle baby, baby"
- Lady Gaga, Money Honey
But it's not what makes me happiest baby
I can do without it babe
Your tender loving's more than I can handle
Never burn out this candle baby, baby"
- Lady Gaga, Money Honey
you know you LOVE me (:
XOXO
♥