Kimberly: "Don't look or your eye will become swollen!"
Fion: "AIE!!!" -stashes Whisky away promptly-
Heard of that old superstition where looking at the opposite sex's uhm "family jewel" will make your eyes swell? For girls at least.
I totally believe that cause I clearly remembered one of my eye swelling up the next day after I accidentally stumbled upon my cousin peeing in the drain. When we were all wee ones of course!
Then again, it doesn't always stand true. Like, maybe it won't apply if it's... uhhh intentional uhh flashing.
If not, all women would end up with a swollen eye the next day after sex. EW, that'd be horrible! :/
Justin says:
damn it i just suffered frm sum serous trauma and here i read sth damn funny!!
omggggggg
POPPY CHOO ♥ says:
AHAHAHAH!
IT'S TO NEITRALIZE THE GROSS PART
SEE ALL PLANNED SO NICELY
Justin says:
"Like, maybe it won't apply if it's... uhhh intentional uhh flashing."
POPPY CHOO ♥ says:
IT IS INTENTIONAL
Justin says:
AHAHAHHA
POPPY CHOO ♥ says:
SEX IS INTENTIONAL
OH WAIT
I FORGOT TO ADD IN ABOUT RAPE
OH YEAH I FORGOT TO CONSIDER RAPE.
HMMM... that's intentional flashing on the rapist part and... unintentional on the victim's part. So uhhh, I think the rape victim would have a swollen eye the day after.
Maybe I should conduct a survey...
Have you ever been raped? If yes, did you end up with a swollen eye the next day?
Positive results would prove the superstition true.
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