Mommy: "Could it be one of you ex? They hate you or something?"
Me: "HAHA WTF NO? WHY WOULD THEY WANT TO SET YOUR PLANTS ON FIRE?"
Mommy: "Because you this kind of person ah treat your boyfriends-"
Me: "EX-BOYFRIENDS."
Mommy: "Whatever. Next time don't bring any of your boyfriends home. See now I have to throw away my plants."
- Mommy carries on cleaning the house while throwing a tantrum, saying it's my fault-
OMG damn cracked up please.
Someone has been pouring kerosene into mommy's precious potted plants and she's damn annoyed.
I'm guessing it's the same person who set fire to my house before and not any of my ex-es. I AM DAMN SURE. I mean c'mon, why would they attack your plants!
WHAT THE FISH CAKEZ, SHE MAKES ME LOOK BAD.
I am a nice girlfriend. Believe me please kthx.
you know you LOVE me (:
XOXO
♥
Monday, June 8, 2009
o.o

